Thoughts For The Day
There are 2:
1) What is wrong with people who drive under the speed limit? Especially on 2 lane roads... on perfectly dry clear days. They need to be removed. Somehow. From society. Or at least plucked off the roadways. Forever.
2) What is up with fruit flies? I don't understand them. They aren't there at the grocery store when you buy your fruit. But they just magically and annoyingly appear after about a day. And they hover around your fruit bowl and your garbage can where the banana peels are. And they bug the shit out of you (or at least they bug the shit out of me). And then eventually they disappear somehow. Until the next time you go to the grocery store and buy more fruit. WTF??!
That's it.
1) What is wrong with people who drive under the speed limit? Especially on 2 lane roads... on perfectly dry clear days. They need to be removed. Somehow. From society. Or at least plucked off the roadways. Forever.
2) What is up with fruit flies? I don't understand them. They aren't there at the grocery store when you buy your fruit. But they just magically and annoyingly appear after about a day. And they hover around your fruit bowl and your garbage can where the banana peels are. And they bug the shit out of you (or at least they bug the shit out of me). And then eventually they disappear somehow. Until the next time you go to the grocery store and buy more fruit. WTF??!
That's it.
posted by Me at 5/29/2007 03:06:00 PM
3 Comments:
i also hate the people that think they're doing you a favor by driving 3 miles under the speed limit in the left lane.
"Sorry to bug you ma'am, but you're not doing me a favor, so get the hell out of the way. I'll take my chances with the po po driving 7 mph over the limit. thank you"
I don't have fruit flies, probably because I don't eat fruit, but I have houseflies, and I hate them. I electrocute them until they smoke.
Fruit flies have appeared at my house. Thanks a lot. I hold you responsible.
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